Kid Joke Korner: The Perplexed Pigeon

Welcome to another installment of Kid Joke Korner, where the punch lines are plentiful and the spelling is krazy kute!

Because joking around with your kids is seriously good for their development, we like to crack wise with our kiddos all the time.

Each Kid Joke Korner features a real joke set-up that one of our children made up, along with our family’s guesses as to what the punch line might be. See if you can figure out how each joke really ends – or share your own punch line ideas in the comments!

So without further ado, here’s today’s Kid Joke Korner kid joke, “The Perplexed Pigeon,” as told by Our Three-Year-Old Son:

Q: Why did the pigeon not know which way to go?

Here are our family’s guesses:

“Because his eyes were closed.”
– Our Six-Year-Old Daughter

“Because a possum was sitting on his face.”
– The Dad

“Because he had a bad sense of direction.”
– The Doctor

“Because he was spinning and spinning and spinning, and he got so dizzy he didn’t even know which way was up.”
– The Dad

“Because he was a SMIDGEON confused.”
– The Doctor

“Because he fell down and his face was on the ground.”
– Our Six-Year-Old Daughter

“Because Waze gave him some really convoluted directions.”
– The Dad

And here’s Our Three-Year-Old Son’s real answer:

A: Because somebody pooped on his eyeballs.

Sad Trombone!

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