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Welcome to another installment of Kid Joke Korner, where the punch lines are plentiful and the spelling is krazy kute!<\/p>\n

Because joking around with your kids is seriously good for their development<\/a>, we like to crack wise with our kiddos<\/a> all the time.<\/p>\n

Each Kid Joke Korner<\/a> features a real joke set-up that one of our children made up, along with our family\u2019s guesses as to what the punch line might be. See if you can figure out how each joke really ends \u2013 or share your own punch line ideas in the comments!<\/p>\n

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Q: What did the bee say when his invention of a trampoline that you boing on was not right?<\/h2>\n

Here are our family’s guesses:<\/p>\n

\n

“What did the BEAST\u00a0say? …I thought you said beast.”<\/strong>
\n\u2013 Our Three-Year-Old\u00a0Son<\/p>\n

“Oh, buzz off!”<\/strong>
\n\u2013 The Dad<\/p>\n

“Buzzmer (like bummer, get it?)”<\/strong>
\n\u2013 The Doctor<\/p>\n

“Ouch, that stings!”<\/strong>
\n\u2013 The\u00a0Dad<\/p>\n

“It’s buzz to the drawing board.”<\/strong>
\n\u2013 The Doctor<\/p>\n

“I really bumbled that up!”<\/strong>
\n\u2013 The Dad<\/p>\n

“I think I have the right guess! No, I don’t have a guess.”<\/strong>
\n\u2013 Our Three-Year-Old\u00a0Son<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And here\u2019s Our Five-Year-Old Daughter’s\u00a0real<\/em> answer:<\/p>\n

A: Oh I forgot, you had to buzz on it! (Instead of boing on it.)<\/h2>\n\nhttps:\/\/doctoranddad.com\/writers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/applause.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

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